'Pizza Hands' Racerback Tank

Attention, wave warriors! The waters are treacherous, and not just because of the swells. The notorious "Froth Goblin" is on the prowl, and she's not just any surfer. With a staggering record of 1,000 waves a month—and that's just her casual morning routine—she's the talk of the beach and the terror of the lineup.

But the real alarm bell? It's when she gets on the nose of her board and strikes that infamous "pizza hands" pose. A sign she's about to dominate the wave and perhaps snatch your spot. It's a sight so menacing, even the bravest souls consider a strategic retreat.

Sport this tee as a warning to fellow surfers. It's a wild sea out there, especially when the 'Pizza Hands' Froth Goblin is in the mix. Dive in if you dare, but with her around, every wave is a challenge, every ride a duel.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 ⅛ 15 ¼
S 26 ¾ 16 ¼
M 27 ⅜ 17 ¼
L 28 18 ¼
XL 28 ⅝ 19 ¼